003: You weren't the only one, two, three, four (oh! won kay...)

How am I going to save enough money to self-produce for the Fringe next year?
How am I going to save enough money to go to Nova Scotia one month and Minneapolis the next?
How am I going to save enough money to pay off my student loans?
... buy a house?
... start a business?
... get a dog?

If you ever walk by me and notice a thin veil of sweat on my brow, chances are that I'm mulling over the sordid details of my financial future.

However, as of today, I have $132.66 in my retirement fund! According to Fidelity, I will have enough money to retire in 2045.

Retirement Countdown: 37 years!

EDIT:
9/22/08 - $138.10!
9/27/08 - $133.10... so this is what the shirt-and-tie meant when he said "aggressive investment" and "lose money in the short term."
1/5/09 - $1011.23!!
2/7/09 - $1184.09